I thoroughly enjoy a nice game of bowling. It isn’t too expensive also, which is a plus. My bowling form is top notch, rolling the ball down the lane, extended my right leg behind the left leg as it plants, and following through. Bam, it’s a strike. I bowled a very good game and when it came to the end I needed a strike to win.

I was wearing a pair of my favorite pants, which are a little tight but comfortable. They also aren’t too long that they drag on the floor and prevent me from having good balance while I bowl. This is why I wore them. The tightness did not give me a problem at all throughout the night.

Now here comes the moment of truth. I go towards the lane full speed and give all my power into this last roll in hope that I get the needed strike. I roll the ball, go into the normal form, and I hear a noise. I very weird noise; it was something like a tear. I get very confused that I don’t even look at how many pins I knocked down. I look down, and there it is. A large tear in the groin region of my jeans completely exposing my boxer briefs which I luckily decided to wear today.

Finally, after accepting the embarrassment, I look up to see if I bowled the strike. Very confused, I saw that every single pin was still standing. I thought that I bowled then strike and the machine already replaced all of the pins. I look at the scoreboard, and it has a 0 a solid goose egg. I suddenly came to realization. Gutter ball.